The Chaos Cup. Place your bet. 

It’s a record-breaking field. Think Melbourne Cup with 48 starters. You can forget Flemington when there’s a Group One mega field of top end homes in a race for new owners just 14.9k down the road. Your wager now pays up to 50% more at 3142.

It’s happened as suddenly as a Cup Day downpour. We’ve never seen so many trophy homes come onto the market at the same time — or so many heavy discounts coming with them. For buyers there’s been a mood-shift from gloom to boom in a few weeks.

On the card…

The favourite

62 Clendon Road Expectations $96-105m,

Worth a flutter

34 Irving Road $50-55m

4 Grant Avenue $20-22m

The outsider

29 Hawthorn Grove, Hawthorn Hopes: $20m. Odds: How many $20m buyers in Boroondara?

Yet to finish

12 Lansell Road Was $30m. Now $20-24m. The race is on..

108 St Georges Road Was $25-30m. Now $17-19m. New owner pre-X? Probably no.

In short, it’s a very good time to be a buyer. 

Non-runners. 

Those agents insisting that they have buyers. Insisting again, again, again. Buyers who evaporate again again again.

Prompting a non-ancient adage: Trust spilled like water is drought.

Pinocchio, by a nose.

That nose has turned. He whose underquotes have been breathtaking has now embraced breathless overestimates. 

The head spins.

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