Where there’s smoke…

Toorak AAA land is burning and records are going up in flames. 

 

11 Kenley Court $17,000/sq m.

(Are you still breathing?)

Albany Road. Off-market. $13,000/sq m.

(Take another breath.)

Ask and it shall not be given
3-4 Montrose. 

Asking $29m. 

No. Just no. No way. No. 

Rewind…
27 St Georges Road.

Sold two years ago. Just sold again for about what it cost back then. 

Stamp duty? ~$1.4m. That’s ~$13,461.53 each week. 

Plus costs.

You could stay here for that. 

Watching…
53 Rose St, Armadale. 

Last year? $10m.

This? $7.5-8m. 

$2m. discount in 2 months. New agent, new brand. Refreshing reality or a whopper?

Watching… 
11 Kent Court.

A queue of 50 waiting to see inside.

50 people with $17-18m. in their pockets? 

Watching…

EOI 28 Marne Street. 

Expecting $40-43m.

A bargain!

The precipice approaches

With the election, school hols and Easter looming, there’s a great big hole on the way and listings are unlikely to pick up before June.

And that, if you were wondering, explains the current rush.

Weird
1 Beamsley Street, Malvern.

Bought one minute, not bought the next. 

Bought for $4.2m. Bought again for $3.9m. two weeks later. 

Please explain. 

Pinocchio. Again. 

Married to “Give me the marketing money and I’ll sell your house.”

No off-market here. No marketing money in that. 

No consideration of the reputation of the once-great agency he is trashing.

Pinocchio, we have some gratuitous advice for you: There’s no business like no business. 

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